Thoughts, Ramblings, & Misunderstandings

Once my friend told me that he had found Jesus. I thought to myself, “WooHoo, we’re rich!” It turns out he meant something different.
- Jack Handey

It seems that the CIA are dominated by people who are mentally ill.  For example, they seem to have the attitude that they will solve the world’s problems with assassinations, weapons, LSD and war.  These are policies I would expect from an angry, 10-year old boy.
- Eric Hufschmid
  http://www.erichufschmid.net/WhatToDoWithTheUSA.html

American’s love to blame someone else for all of their problems. Many times the problem can be seen with a quick look in the mirror.
We’re quick to blame fast food for making us fat. Well, if we weren’t so lazy we wouldn’t be so fat. Next we’ll be blaming Lazy Boy for making the chair too comfortable for us to get out of it.

Your grandchildren will likely find it incredible, even sinful, that you burned up a gallon of gasoline to fetch a pack of cigarettes!
- Dr. Paul MacCready Jr.